fortunately for me we are measuring comments not content...
Dear Global Moderator,
Please send me my Golden Member Kit, which i assume has the usual,
bumper stickers, decoder-ring, wallet card....
This is so exciting. it's kinda like crossing the equator on a navy ship, except you don't have to crawl through garbage... (that's right, right? no garbage i hope).
at any rate, whatever it takes.