ta0, for this extraordinary act of valor in the throwing of irreplaceable tops of great fragility, I hereby award you the Croix du Toupie...
Since the medal is itself a top, and since recipients seem prone to bouts of questionable judgment, the Croix du Toupe is easily put back together after accidental disassembly.
Just don't expect any kisses on the cheek when it's pinned on your chest.