Dear Dick, that might be a place on your list! I was an innocent bystander that day. When you spun your whistling top the waitress was right over begging you not to so it again!!!
Sorry, no YouTube link to that speech (done while standing on stilts). But when you are a kid without money in a college town, you tend to sneak into a lot of places. Then you throw in all the places one can get kicked out of for unicycling, juggling on a track, trying to pole vault in your 40's etc......well, it can add up quickly. There are also those innocent moments of top throwing in the winter in different stores. Anyways, you get the idea, but I have never been kicked off a bar stool so Mark has me there!!!