Ha! That could spin someone pretty fast!
"I hereby give permission after my death for my body to be frozen solid and spun at high speed like a top, using a rope pulled by any mechanical means necessary. The cost of cryonics will be paid by Ripley's Believe It Or Not. Afterward, my body will be cremated on a pile of wooden tops (can use my collection) and the ashes placed inside a spinning urn, Figaro, to be displayed at the Spintop Hall of Fame in Miamisburg, Ohio."