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jim in paris

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a stoopid bloke
« on: September 01, 2018, 02:37:25 PM »

hi all

this afternoon i was on duty for a friend's son birthday-party
there was victor a magician , celia doing balloons, and a fun family-picnic ambiance
i played diabolo , yoyo, and then before tops
i started "do you know what is the most ancient toy in the universe?"
and a man says at loud voice "the woman"
pretending to be funny....!
I hesitated for one second to reply something hard
but i didn't , i talked about the ball , the kite , the puppet and finally the spinning top
later i told the guy that if he had done that during a cabaret or juggling show,
he would have paid dear ::::////
i advised him to check "libido" in a dictionary
these things happen sometimes ...


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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2018, 09:25:53 PM »

Wow!  A woman?  That is amazing.  I am having trouble imagining an answer like that around here......but then, on the other hand, maybe I am in more surroundings with a G rating.
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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2018, 10:39:04 PM »

What then did ancient women play with??
« Last Edit: September 01, 2018, 10:48:28 PM by Jeremy McCreary »
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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2018, 12:20:44 PM »

World famous stand-up comedian, Austen Hickerson, presents the 2025 freestyle spintop awards at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.

Austen: Do you know what's the oldest profession in Alabama?
Spintop Player 1: "Top Turner!"
Spintop Player 2: "String Maker!"
Drunken man who entered the wrong ballroom: "Husband! All work, few benefits!"  :P
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jim in paris

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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2018, 01:22:46 PM »

good one !

do you know the acronym for DINKS ?



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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2018, 01:32:01 PM »

good one !
do you know the acronym for DINKS ?
jim

I'm afraid to ask . . .

Something I found out at the Whirled Fest was that Austen does comedy stand-up (he even won a competition)!



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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2018, 05:53:58 PM »

I would love to host a spintop award show!!!!!! I love doing standup!!!
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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2018, 07:14:35 PM »

We should have had you say a few words at nationals.....or at Bullwinkle's after dinner!!!
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Re: a stoopid bloke
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2018, 06:30:02 AM »

Austen !! I would love to host a spintop award show!!!

that could be done  ;)

and to finish my story
I later learnt that the bloke was a DINK : Dual Income No Kids
that's why he misunderstood where he was , probably...

good day
jim
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