Here in Colorado, we are once again under attack by Canada. The weapon, as usual, is the cold air mass dumped upon us from the Canadian Arctic.
Today's high will be 8°F. Third time this winter!
Make no mistake: These attacks are quite intentional, and they're getting more frequent every year. With all due respect to our dear friend jack, who I'm sure has had no direct involvement, the Canadians are not the goody two-shoes everybody thinks they are.
Hence, the Wrong Wall Initiative -- a letter-writing campaign to convince Mr. Trump to abandon the Mexican wall in favor of much higher wall along the Canadian border to keep those Arctic blasts where they belong. Twenty km high oughtta do the trick.
I hope I can count on your support.