So I saw this done on another forum with yoyo and it was fun.
List your endings to:
You might be a spintop player if...
1. Your desktop image is the S8 symbol
2. You own a TV with a 4" hole in it!
3. You always have a round bulge in your pocket
4. You see every piece of wood as a hidden top.
5. Your room is transformed into a string making factory
...
You guys continue!