Now, now, I think we should all stop stereotyping each other and start stereotyping an ethic group that really deserves it -- the Zargonians in that mothership orbiting behind the moon.
I pick up their subspace transmissions in one of my dental fillings. You should hear the stuff they say about us!!
Well, two can play that game, starting with the Zargon jokes...
Q: What's a matched set of luggage on Zargon II?
A: Three plastic bags from the same store.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born on Zargon IV?
A: Couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
I'll let myself out.